Hey Baby, Let's Cyber!

Old one. Nevertheless, I'm sharing it with you guys. Freaking funny shit.

sweet17: Hi

bloodninja: hello

bloodninja: who is this?

sweet17: just a someone?

bloodninja: A someone I know?

sweet17: nope

bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?

sweet17: well sorrrrrry

sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you

bloodninja: why?

sweet17: nevermind your an jerk

bloodninja: Hey wait a minute

sweet17: yes?

bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid

sweet17: paranoid?

bloodninja: yes

sweet17: of what?

sweet17: me?

bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.

sweet17: LOL

bloodninja: Don't fucking laugh at me!

bloodninja: This shit is serious!

sweet17: What are you hiding from?

bloodninja: The cops.

sweet17: gimme a fucking break

bloodninja: I'm serious.

sweet17: I don't get it

bloodninja: The cops are after me.

sweet17: For what?

bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states

sweet17: For???

bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.

bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.

bloodninja: Hello?

sweet17: You are fucking sick.

bloodninja: Send me your picture.

sweet17: why?

bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.

sweet17: One of what?

bloodninja: The cops.

sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you

bloodninja: Then send me your picture.

sweet17: hold on

bloodninja: Hurry up.

bloodninja: Are you there?

bloodninja: fuck you, cop!

sweet17: Hey sorry

sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.

bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.

bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.

bloodninja: Weren't you!?

sweet17: thats not it

bloodninja: Then what?

sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty

bloodninja: Most cops aren't

sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT!

bloodninja: Then send me the picture.

sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?

bloodninja: Just send it through here.

sweet17: alright *PIC*

sweet17: Did you get it?

bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.

sweet17: That was me back in may

sweet17: I've lost weight since then.

bloodninja: I hope so

sweet17: what?!?

sweet17: that hurt my feelings.

bloodninja: Did it?

sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.

bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?

sweet17: yes

bloodninja: Alright let me find it.

sweet17: kks

bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*

sweet17: this isn't you.

bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!

sweet17: You don't look like that.

bloodninja: How the hell do you know?

sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.

bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.

bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.

sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol

bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....

bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.

sweet17: Go fuck yourself

bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture

bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.

sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.

sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.

sweet17: you hurt me.

bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?

sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!

bloodninja: Why would I do that?

sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you

bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..

sweet17: FUCK YOU!!!

bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.

sweet17: You're a fucking wanker!

sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight

sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me

bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.

sweet17: No you aren't

bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.

bloodninja: HAARRRRR!

sweet17: I'm done with you

bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.

sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore

bloodninja: Wait a sec

bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.

bloodninja: Wanna start over?

sweet17: No

bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty

sweet17: You'll what?

bloodninja: You heard me.

bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.

sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture

bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?

sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes

bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.

bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.

sweet17: Like what?

bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?

sweet17: I don't know

bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.

sweet17: I'm afraid to

bloodninja: Why?

sweet17: cause

bloodninja: cause why?

sweet17: well lets see

sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out

sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?

bloodninja: Nope

sweet17: well its strange to me

bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to

sweet17: I didn't say that

bloodninja: So is that a yes?

sweet17: I guess so.

bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.

bloodninja: Are you willing?

sweet17: What do you need me to do?

bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.

sweet17: ???

bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"

bloodninja: ok?

bloodninja: Hello?

sweet17: You can't be serious

bloodninja: Oh yes I am!

bloodninja: It's my fantasy.

sweet17: this is retarded

bloodninja: Do you want it or not?

sweet17: Yes I want it.

bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?

sweet17: sure

bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.

bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.

bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them

bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.

bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt.

sweet17: mmmm yeah

bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.

sweet17: Har

bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!

bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.

sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR

bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.

bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.

bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.

bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.

sweet17: mmmmmm you are good

bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder

bloodninja: going limp

sweet17: HARRRRRRR

bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.

bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.

bloodninja: going limp

sweet17: this is stupid

bloodninja: ...still limp

bloodninja: Do it!

sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.

bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.

sweet17: WTF?!?!?

bloodninja: They stink really bad.

sweet17: OMG STOP!!!

bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass

bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.

bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.

sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.

bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...

bloodninja: I kick you in the face!

sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!!

bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...

bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.

bloodninja: ...going limp again.

bloodninja: Hello?

bloodninja: Say it!

bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!

AFA08 Survey

So I just got sent an e-mail (apparently retrieved from pre-registration) from the AFA committee to do a survey, and win myself a Gundam figurine. Naturally, I enjoy doing surveys and would do them without need for a reward or something in return. But that they have to resort to cheap tricks (it was never specified what kind of Gundam model they were offering. I have a feeling it'll be some awful keychain) to attempt to nab respondent participation is just a show of desperation. They sure seem to be adversely affected by the whole May'N fiasco. As the organizer of such a large event, this committee sure haven't performed up to standards and expectations.

But, whatever. I'll still do the survey. For all those who also received the mail, do tell me how you did. For those who don't, I'll post the questions here, and you can comment your answers just for kicks. Who cares if you had to put a 'no' for the first question, just smoke something through. :P

1. Did you attend the Anime Festival Asia 2008 (AFA '08)?

Yes

2. How likely would you be to recommend the Anime Festival Asia next year to a friend?

4 out of 10

3. What did you like most about AFA'08?

Most - Character appearances/cosplayers
Artiste performances and live stage shows
Bandai Showcase
Exclusive premieres of animes and mangas (for cripes' sake, the plural form of anime and manga is anime and manga. Goddamn weeaboos.)
Least - Industry seminars

4. If you were in charge, what would you do to make the next Anime Festival Asia better? (HOLY SHIT YES! BTW, questions 3 and 4 allow you to enter your own options. I can guarantee you, there's an idea for question 4 not listed that I would like to enter in, and I'm sure a lot of you out there will know and agree what it is.)

First priority - You all know
More efficient selling of tickets (quite obviously)
Wider range of anime products
More booths
More highlights
More guest speakers

5. Did you purchase anything at the AFA'08?

Hell yeah

6. What did you buy at the AFA '08?

Collectible figurines, Others (shirt)

How much did you spend in total?

$60 - $100

7. Do you have a StarHub Cable TV - Animax channel subscription?

Have you heard of Animax's original animation production, LaMB?

It was just then when I truly realized that *facepalm* is the best solution when words simply cannot express feelings. Hell, you don't need to have an Animax subscription to have heard of LaMB. It's all over the Animax booth at AFA '08, it's on Channel AXN, it's on the commercials in almost every Starhub channel I have.

Yes and yes.

8. What do you remember most about Animax's original animation production, LaMB?

...

Most - The art work
Celebrity collaborations
The story
Least - The creative team (oh the lulz. I'm betting a good percentage of respondents out there agree with me.)

9. How likely are you to watch LaMB when it premieres on Animax?

0 out of 10

How do you feel about animation/anime that is made locally in Singapore?

0 out of 10

How likely would you be to recommend LaMB to a friend?

0 out of 10

(Just me being a bastard.)

10. Demographics

Yay, now I have to claim my gundam figurine at Liang Court on the 4th of December. I'll tell you what it is once I get it.

Joining the Crowd

Seeing that a lot of people at DannyChoo.com have posted their wallies, I think I'd follow suit. Oh, the nostalgia. Found it at 4chan, here's the original if you want it.

Additionally, you might've noticed my newest 'mascot' by now, Foxkeh the Firefox (get the Foxkeh theme from Firefox add-ons if you haven't yet; it's cute, can attract the ladies, and is also highly user-friendly) promoting Firefox Download Day 2008.

I myself only got wind of this early this afternoon. You have around 24 hours to join approximately 1 million people across the globe to pledge your support for Mozilla and download Mozilla Firefox 3 (I've been beta-testing it for quite some time now, I can very confidently say it's a lot better) and set a world record for the most downloaded content off the internet! Just click on Foxkeh (and help my cause along the way) to find out more information. Thanks!